HOLLYWEIRD – WOODY ALLEN

WOODY  ALLEN  –  ACCLAIMED ACTOR-WRITER-DIRECTOR

Woody Allen - Hollywierd

He once didn’t show up to receive his Oscar because it clashed with his scheduled clarinet gig in the Manhattan Landmark hotel.

 

Famous Woody Allen Quotes

 

“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”

 

“In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.”

“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”

 

“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly”

 

“In my next life I want to be reborn as Warren Beatty’s fingertips.”

 

“Sex between 3 people is interesting – Between 5 – fantastic”

“Life is generally meaningless but sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”

 

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But as meaningless experiences go its one of the best.”

 

 

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